Mahilaon Se Bhari Bus Ka Accident Ho Gaya To Sari Mahilayen Mar Gai Sabke Pati 1 Ghante Tak Royee Lekin Santa 2 Ghante Tak Roya Jante Ho Kyon? Kyonki Uski Bivi Se Yah Bas Chhut Gai Thi
Banta: Bhai Ye Khushiyan Kya Hoti Hain? Santa: Pata Nahin Bhai Meri To Kam Umr Men Hi Shadi Ho Gai Thi
Santa: Jito Na Hoti To Aaj Main Na Hota Uske Ek Nirnay Ne Meri Jaan Bacha Li Banta: Aisa Kya Kaha Usne? Santa: Vo Boli "Papa Goli Mat Chalana"A
Santa Ne Hotal Manager Se Shikayat Karte Hue Kaha "Aapke Yahan Ki Biryani Bahut Kharab Hai"A Manager Ne Rasoiye Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha To Budhe Rasoiye Ne Kaha "Janab Main Tab Se Biryani Bana Raha Hun Jab Aap Paida Bhi Nahin Hue Honge"A Santa Bola "Ho Sakta Hai Dadaji Lekin Aap Use Ab Kyon Bench Rahe Ho?"
Banta: Tumhara Beta Bilkul Tumhare Jaisa Hi Dikhta Hai Santa: Dhire Se Bol Yaar! Vah Padosi Ka Beta Hai
Banta: Oye Tu Offis Men To Bada Sher Bana Firta Hai Ghar Men Tujhe Kya Ho Jata? Santa: Yaar Hota To Ghar Men Bhi Sher Hi Ho Bas Ghar Men Mujh Pe Durga Ji Sawar Ho Jati Hain